This is a semi-accurate recreation of a conversation with my best friend, formatted like a Homestuck pesterlog, enjoy

flavoredLunacy [FL] started pestering virtuosoThemetune [VT] at 00:30
FL: nacho what do you think of Beatrice?
(followed by an image of Beatrice, I couldn't figure out how to add images to this so pretend there's the artfight image of her)
VT: 0/10, she looks like an ANGRY BIRD fused with a COW and with tits
FL: Harp Knight?
VT: 7/10 her overworld sprite is hotter than the other sprites
FL: Hapoten?
VT: 8/10
FL: why?
VT: no elaboration
FL: Oiwa?
VT: 2 out of 10
FL: Sprue?
VT: 0 out of 10
FL: Yuki-onna?
VT: 3 out of 10
VT: show me human characters
FL: I told you dog, there's not any more of them
VT: oh my god